George Lucas retroactively ruined my childhood by “enhancing” his original Star Wars trilogy. Well, two can play at that game. Revenge is a dish best served Cold…play.
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A parody of Coldplay’s Viva La Vida. Thanks to College Humor for their great dancing Ewok/Jedi/Stormtrooper footage and to Devin Moore for the audio production!
Editing, performance, cinematography all by ZDoggMD.
Lyrics:
I used to farm this world
With Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru
Bullseying womp rats in my T-16
Another season no academy
Then I bought those stupid droids that day
And R2D2 went and ran away
Got jacked by sand people, met Ben instead
But then the Empire came, now Owen is dead
I hear Obi Wan in my head keep sayin’
Use the Force, the Dark Side’s betrayin’
Go to Alderaan, help the rebels
But when I get there the whole planet’s leveled
For some reason I can’t explain
I think Darth Vader shares my last name
I kissed my sister, too
It just ain’t easy being Luke
I hear Yoda up in my grill keep sayin’
“Luminous beings are we”…ok then
But I need to go and help Han and Leia
‘Cause Lando seems like a creepy player
For some reason I can’t explain
I know I’ll end up back onTatooine
I kissed my sister, man
But that was when I had two hands
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