Hasta La Motion!

KL’s relentless war on the fat continued to blossom this week as he defended the skinny people who wear his clothes from the teeming hordes who want to tie his waifish models to pick-up truck bumpers and drag them through Parisian streets. As he levels cantankerous tweets at the overweight it would lead one to believe that Karl had never been fat. This would be wrong. KL was once king fatty of fatty mountain and is now making an attempt to wipe that image from our minds by lashing out at our chubby friends. We see you, KL. No matter how many toothpick-waisted vinyl toys or Beth Ditto photo ops pop up on the interweb, you’ll never be able to rid a google search of your formerly fat ass.