Hasta La Motion!

So, Moncler was all like: “Bruce, do vat you vant. Take some pics and make some art.” And Bruce Weber took that as a manadate to dress up his golden retrievers in Moncler coats, fall asleep in a pile of cameras, and then pay a bunch of younguns to roll a humongous ball made of Moncler jackets up a hill. Sounds like what fashion photography used to be like in the golden years. Time to get back!

All readers must immediately cancel the date night they planned with their drug dealer and high tail it over to the new meth lab at Deitch Projects. Disguised as an ‘art installation’ from Black Acid Co – Op, it’s actually a jackhammered hole in the wall that takes you through a twisted journey of underground chinatown marketplaces, trailerpark methlabs, college dorm rooms, and other discontentedly normal environments. It runs there for the month, so bring real drugs and hide out for as long as you can.

A Greenpeace-sponsored battallion of homeless polar bears kicked their cause straight up the ass of the G8 meeting this week by descending upon the city of Rome to serve as a reminder to world leaders that the earth is a rapidly melting scoop of ice cream set atop a gaping, galactic cone. Click HERE for more.